Bollywood Guide for Guys: How to Get a Girl

Young men always look upon Bollywood not just for entertainment but for tips on fashion, bikes, and cars to even wooing girls. It is disheartening to see how women are actually projected in Indian Cinema. Here is a satirical piece on the tips we have collected for the young boys, conveyed in some movie or the other.

Step 1: A hero gets to know who his soul mate is. Just at a glance; he identifies her from the crowd and falls in love at the very first sight.

Step 2: First fall in love with her looks and then observe her, stalk her, stare at her, fantasize about her, and then finally approach her.

Step 3: Tell her how you feel; there are three basic methods to this. A cheesy pick up line works wonders, or try ‘shayyari’ it always helps or sing a song for her, it certainly charms everyone.

Step 4: If none of the above works and she says no, don’t worry keep trying there are hundred more tried and tested ways, and keep one thing in mind- when a girl says no she always ,mind it she always, means ‘yes’. So keep working.

Step 5: Girls loves good looking men, money and gifts; nothing else in this world pleases them more than this, so now you know the way to their heart. Fill up her house with chocolates and flowers, work on your looks and flaunt your dad’s moolah.

Step 6: After all this hard work, if she is dumb enough to reject you, she does not actually deserves you then. But never quit because ‘there are lots of fishes in the sea’; wait there is a better one ‘ladkiyan buses Ki tarah hoti hai ek jaati hai to doosri aati hai’. Always keep these things in your mind and you are all set to go!!

———— About the Author: This article is contributed by Ashwarya Bhardwaj, our intern.