7 feminist pick-up lines

7 feminist pick-up lines

1. Can I borrow your phone? My mom wanted me to call her when I met the woman of my dreams. You’re Hillary Clinton right? You could be. You’re just as powerful.

2.Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

3.Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with my subscription to Bitch Magazine.

4.Damn girl, you have more positive body image than a Dove commercial!

5.Did it hurt when you shattered the meeting rooms glass windows with your confidence?

6.Damn girl, your legs are as long as the patriarchy has been in power and that’s super long!

7.Roses are red. Violets are blue. Smashing the patriarchy makes me super attracted to you.

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